So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Randomize