why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
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I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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