We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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