my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
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I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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