Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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