hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Randomize
