The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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