You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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