therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
we should paint friendship bongs
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