i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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