your parents love me but you hate me
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Randomize
