ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Damn victory sex feels great
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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