In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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