I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
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Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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