I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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