I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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