i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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