I accidentally had phone sex last night
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
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I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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