Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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