omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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