I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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