omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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