He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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