Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
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When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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