i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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