He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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