I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
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I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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