when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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