Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
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Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
He better not be in your backpack
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I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
i out mim tonsoeep
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