these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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