Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
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