Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
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Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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