he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Randomize
