I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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