I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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