I'm jealous of your bromance
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
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Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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