You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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