we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
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I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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