You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
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Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I forget how to act sober
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