love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm really busy with my period
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