Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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