Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
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alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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