what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Of course I have a pirate flag
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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