I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
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I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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