one might say we're banned from that church
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
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i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
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Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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