yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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