they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
He is an equal opportunity slut.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
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I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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