In the future we'll all be gay
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
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Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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