I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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