Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
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Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
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Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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