i just wanna soil my oats bro
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
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She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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