tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
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We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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