Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
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I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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