Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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