remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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