he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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