I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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