i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i used baking grease as lip gloss
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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